Is it true that common house plants wilt when Christian rock is played near them?

That would be an unspeakable cruelty and I will have no part of it, sir!Is it true that common house plants wilt when Christian rock is played near them?
C-rockers, PLEASE DO NOT sing to us us anymore, we are NOT interested in flourishing with those twisting God's word to justify their compromise with rock music and the most terrible party behaviour that goes with it .If you are interested


in repenting of C-rock and taking up knitting whilst listening to someone wholesome like celine deon or the partridge family instead we will be more than happy to grow for you.





Us houseplants like HOUSE or easy listening leave the rock for the scary corn fields and those who want to join Beelzebub in hell for an all in demonic gay orgy of anal sodomy and semen drinking by the cauldron full.





C-rock encourages witchcraft, retards, dwarves, theft, vandalism, white shoes on labour day, muslim worship, piracy, masturbation, gay voyeurism, pornography, doing your homework late, demonic posession, taking advantage of unwitting wealthy white men, gay incest, eating all the cookies, phallic worship, and interracial homosexual incestual sex, paranoid tendencies, deafness, cross eyes and the very real danger of becoming deformed in your middle years with web toed offspring....





I havent even got around to hearing it backwards yet but heaven only knows what my happen. I might of course need to wait until I have the other plants around me wearing earplugs .Is it true that common house plants wilt when Christian rock is played near them?
I think anything christian will make a plant wilt...





Except maybe the choir music. That stuff is uplifting... In a supportive-of-a-non-existent being sort of way...
That's what I have time for.


Watching plants wilt.


In fact I spend so much time doing it, I don't have time to water them.
They'll probably just try and change the station, maybe put on some good old Pink Floyd.
They thrive in a rock garden.
Along with Atheists and many others. I do.
I don't know. I love my precious plants too much to try it out on them. Not that I'd buy that crap anyway.
Nah, that's only with the Jonas Brothers
i heard they start to speak
why do you waste your time thinking up this drivel? my plants love to her Christian rock, esp my Praying Hands plant!!
i don't know but i sure feel like taking a gun and blowing my brains out.....
No, they flourish!